Tejorrhea
(n.) – a grave affliction that renders the victim incapable of normal, coherent expression; through speech or messaging. common responses include excessive use of one-word answers or ellipses, unconventional use of capital letters, responding to open-ended questions with either ‘yes’ or ‘no’, responding to ‘yes or no’ questions with ‘haha’, excessive use of the word ‘like’, and ill-judged use of self-concocted acronyms or initialisms.
a: will you send me the link to the project?
b: haha
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a: will you send me the link to the project?
b: kkk
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a: how’s the project coming along?
b: no……..
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a: we need to meet up to work on the project.
b: like that sounds good… …but like when….?
what a bout of tejorrhea!
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