Teleboards

1. an underfunded, poorly-managed forum composed of dysfunctional ‘regulars’ who hail from north america, australia, ireland, the u.k., and one kid from scandinavia. escape is for the most part nearly impossible.

2. cul-de-sac of dementia, anti-social behavior, and neurosis in general.
examples of dialogue:

“i hate this sh-thole. i’m leaving you f-ckers.”
“you’ll be back.”
” :rolleyes: ”
“kill yourself, you insert racial epithet or s-xist remark.”
“you’re fired!”
“fat rob just posted another final fantasy thread.”
“the council are threatening me with an anti-social behaviour order.”
“i hate bush.”
“i love bush.”
“i hate everybody.”

et cetera.
a message board where people go to b-tch at each other about random, useless topics.
i went to teleboards because i was bored, and ended up reading every one of derek’s stupid “i’m here and i’m queer” threads.
a place where even the words most hated losers like derek can go to and not get killed for being himself
i will make h-m- threads and there is nothing you can do about it. ner ner ner.

derek
a place where people go to talk about topics and reply with opinions that may be ignorant, civilized, or actually intelligent.
eyes.
…love, acceptance or hate one another.
a kick -ss message board
the teleboards is the best mother f-cking message board out there.
-techno music-

party boy!!!
-techno music-

party boy!!!!
a message board where people go to read what the legend has to say.
i’m the legend, i’m the legend, i’m the legend.