telecannabinesis
a phenomenon in which people who are high on marijuana share mental wavelengths. this can manifest in many ways including but not limited to; a friend whistles or hums a song that you were just thinking about, says something aloud that you were just thinking, texts or calls you at the same moment that you were going to text or call them, happens to be smoking pot elsewhere at the same moment you are, or you and a friend say the same thing at the same time.
although these phenomena do occur for people who are not under the influence of marijuana, the frequency of these phenomena seem to increase for people who are.
text message:
dude what are you doin?
-just blazin’ and listening to derp by herp&thederps. this song is so amazing when you’re high.
omfg are you kidding? i’m doing the exact same thing! we’ve got telecannabinesis!
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