telecommoding
an office bathroom strategy where a person commutes to a bathroom on another floor or building to dispense of solid waste with the desire of not being recognized by co-workers if the session become foul and disgusting. some who work in a place with limited bathroom choices may elect to drive home to use the bathroom. see sh-tbreak.
“i just stopped by your desk and didn’t see you there.” “sorry sir. i just returned from telecommoding at accounting. i didn’t want to be seen removing the glaze from the toilets on our floor.”
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