telecommute
the act of impersonating an actual real employee by the implementation of various technological devices and equipment. the telecommuter is actually home laughing at his colleagues and will occasionally send an email to the office or provide an added view on a topic which no one remembers discussing.
i can’t believe some people get paid the same as i do to stay home…..i better start telecommuting too!
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someone who works from home, and communicates exclusively by email. often after-the-fact and the voice of dissent, they waste time with long email threads instead of meeting face-to-face, or at least on the phone. bob: who’s this b-tthead ralph who keeps sending emails poo-pooing our ideas? jack: oh, he’s some telejerk terry hired last year.
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- Extrovertisity
action of being extroverted my extrovertisity has increase a lot since the last months