Telecoprolism
the statistically anomalous tendency for the telephone to ring while you are having a sh-t. extensive studies have shown that the phone of any individual has, at any given time, a 500% higher chance of ringing while its owner is evacuating his/her bowels than during other common everyday tasks such as masturbation, hoovering and chimping. some schools of thought consider telecoprolism to be a subset of the sod’s law principle. the others don’t really consider such issues to be a worthy use of academic time and resources.
i was just settling down for my morning log and got telecoprolised by the bank again. bl–dy telecoprolism, eh?
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