TELECRASTINATION
(tel e kras tin ay’ shun) n. the act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you’re only six inches away.
it’ll ring one more time before he answers. he suffers from telecrastination.
the act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you’re only six inches away.
i telecrastinate to make the person on the other end of the line feel as tho they are interupting me.
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