Telediagnostiopathic
a person with the ability to discern the nature of what ails you or yours over the telephone while hosting a radio talk show.
derived from telepathic ( communication from one person to another by the means other than the obvious five senses the rest of us use ) and diagnostic ( investigation or -n-lysis of the cause or nature of a condition, situation, or problem )
man those tappet brothers knew exactly what to tell my mechanic and my wife about the three chevy el caminos sitting in the front yard. i think they saved my marriage and my cars!
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