telehost
a television personality who seemingly performs the duties of a journalist but whose “interviews” involve condescending political attacks on non-western leaders, and “serious” sit-downs with famous vacant personalities such as britney spears. a telehost is generally unintelligent, uninformed, has an agenda (instead of being impartial as a journalist should be), uses journalism as a means toward fame and fortune, and has no detectable journalistic integrity.
“let’s get the obvious out of the way on this one: diane sawyer is a low-grade telehost who has the intelligence of a doormat… — excerpt from the saccharinist entry “round 2: ahmadinejad vs. sawyer”
examples include diane sawyer, christiane amanpour, bill o’reilly, and well, most of the idiots on american news channels.
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