telemachus
the act of throwing abojects , preferably food, across the cl-ssroom into other students. can apply to such things being thrown as bottles, rulers, shoes, textbooks, vocab books, pens, devin leashmans lunch, fruit snacks, oreos covered with ink and fingernails, dr scholls insoles, merchant of venice books, hot dogs, ham sandwiches, and especially pop tarts.
wow, did you see that? matts just got whipped in the face with kennys vocab book for the 5th time today.
after matt got plastered with all that yogurt filled telemahcus poptarts from ross’ box, he looked like brianna banks after getting blasted by 2 quart north.
fisher had a slice of cheese he was gonna use for telemachus, but he just cooked it on the heater in kully’s room instead
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