telemundo hot
(adjective) a person, usually female, that is attractive, but in a very fake, gaudy way. fake tan, b–bs, lips a usually a bit dim and bouncy. this is accentuated when their jewelry bounces around but their b–bs don’t — they are like two cantaloupes krazy glued onto their chest.
the above refers to 95% of the women aired on the latino tv channel, telemundo – including children’s programing.
friend a: those pix of that juanita gal are smokin’ hot!
friend b: i guess
friend a: what you talkin’ bout willis?
friend b: not my cup of tea, she’s just telemundo hot.
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