Telepenesis
when two bro’s know each other so well, they know what each other’s p-n-ses are thinking. this can usually be spotted when guys high five after seeing an incredibly hot girl walk-by.
guy1: wow dude, you see that chick?
-chick walks by-
guy2: oh yeah! -high fives and bro-fists- it’s like we have telepenesis.
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