telephonesis
(n.) possessing the awesome ability to read one another’s thoughts via telephone.
patrick: what am i thinking?
lena: of bikini-clad girls eating cheeseburgers in your car.
patrick: f-ckin’ a. you have the power of telephonesis.
lena: d-mn straight.
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