Teleporter
this is when you are doing a girl doggy style and you pull out, slowly and quietly, then replace yourself with a d-ck like object or a freind, and get the h-ll out of there. this is to be used when your beer goggles leave you during s-x. she might have started as a 10 but now she looks like a 5. the best reaction happens if you have her face a window and wave to her after you have successfully exited the house and are on your way. you must wave to her or else it is technically just a man of mysetery
you shouldve seen the look on this girls face when i teleportered her and she realized she had a banna in her.
transporting the diarrhea sh-t from one -sshole to another through a feeding tube.
mike shared his streaming dooker with a male gigolo
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