telepwn


a spinnoff of pwn derived from the english word “telephone”, telepwn is used to mark the impending action of pwning.
telepwn call for you.
the act of talking on the fone with sum one and getting totally pwned
person calls someone on the fone
guy 1: h-llo

guy 2: hey watcha doin?
guy 1: ur mom i just tele-pwned u
combination of teleport (telepr0t) and pwn.
a way of instagibbing (see pwn, gib, own) someone in unreal tournament games with the teleporter gun.

past tense: telepwnt, telepwnd
zomg i got telepwnt by blue campers when i got the flag!!

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