teletinkle
(tel-ee-ting-kuhl) n. the sound a cell phone makes when receiving a call. a cell phone’s ringtone.
“hey man, did you download that sweet new green day teletinkle ?”
“nah, not yet”
i didn’t like the teletinkles my phone came with so i downloaded some new ones.
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