telling me your limo is triple parked
(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again
marge simpson : homer, please help me get bart to do his homework, i don’t know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
homer: bart, you uptard, didn’t you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.
bart (from somewhere in the house): i did do my essay, but unfortunately nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, i will not waste my time redoing it.
homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (homer now takes a broom and goes to bart’s room.
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