telling stories
lying; making stuff up that’s not true.
tom: hey jack, joe told me he flew his car into a skyscr-per the other day!
jack: really? i was at his house yesterday, and there wasn’t even a scratch on his car.
tom: yeah, joe is pretty good at telling stories. we don’t even live close to a city.
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