Telluride


two h-rny as h-ll mormon kids in their early 20s tent camping, gently caressing one another’s upper thighs, while naked, avoiding direct contact of one another’s genitals, trying to remain virgins.
while kimberly gently gave paul a telluride at the bluegr-ss festival she pretended to “accidentally” brush his scr-t-m, even though it was intentionally designed to heighten her fiancés arousal and test his virtuous discipline.

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