Tempe Ice Pick
the act of freezing a profilactic into the shape of a p-n-s. prior to engaging in s-xual intercourse one inserts the frozen apparatus into the v-g-n- or -n-s. it is then used to create a cold orifice, after which, an erect p-n-s is inserted and brought to -j-c-l-t–n creating what is knowns as an “icy box”.
the other day i was having s-x with hector, my latin lover when he busted out the tempe ice pick on me! i must say..it was cold at first, but then warmed with friction causing pleasure like no other!
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