Tempestium
a t-tle of honor and great respect, only bestowed upon true legends. some rumors suggest tempestiums are just myth. a tempestium has mastery over everything they do, they are extremely funny, intelligent and also good looking.
dave: did you hear what tempestium did yesterday?
bob: what has he done now, saved a school bus from crashing?
dave: nah he went 26-4 in a 1v1.
bob: sweet.
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