tempurpedic ass


a girls -ss which is usually big but soft and fluffy like you just wanna mushroom stamp it and you feel like the stamp will stay there. aka a perfect -ss
d-ck aka richard: so what did she look naked? was she hot.

jason: f-ck yeah! she had the best -ss i’ve ever seen. that sh-t was a tempurpedic -ss.

d-ck: then what happened?

jason: she gave me blue b-lls she’s a beezee for that one

d-ck: well?

jason: what?

d-ck: did you beat off!?!?!?!

d-ck and jason: ahahahahahahahahaha

jason: your such a flag twirler

flag twirler aka queer, h-m-, f-g

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