ten day no-contact clause
a clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. when you two haven’t talked, kissed, had s-x, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it’s not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. it’s considered subst-tution.
“you d-ck, how could you cheat on me?”
“shut up, b-tch. don’t you know about the ten day no-contact clause?”
a clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. when you two haven’t talked, kissed, had s-x, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it’s not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. it’s considered subst-tution.
“you d-ck, how could you cheat on me?”
“shut up, b-tch. don’t you know about the ten day no-contact clause?”
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