Ten-Year-Old Man
a male in their early twenties to late thirties who is thus technically an adult but has the mentality of a ten-year-old boy. rather than being a productive member of society, i.e. seeking employment and paying taxes, he chooses to live with his parents, sit on his -ss, play video games, and talk sh-t on the internet. he thinks people who slave away at jobs they hate all day are fools, but, in fact, when his parents either die or kick his sorry -ss into the street and he realizes he has the survival skills of a disfigured newborn baby bird, he’ll see the joke is on him.
also known as a 30-year-old boy.
productive member of society: why don’t you grow up and move out of your parents’ house?
ten-year-old man: because i don’t have to and i know how good i have it. you shouldn’t have moved out, dummy-head!
productive member of society: right, enjoy having to be quiet after 10pm and asking for gas money to drive to the mall and drool over girls who are by now half your age.
ten-year-old man: i don’t know what my problem is with girls.
productive member of society: gee, let me think, oh maybe it’s because you’re a 25-year-old man who still lives at home.
ten-year-old man: what’s wrong with that? i save money that way.
productive member of society: girls want someone who can actually provide for himself, not someone who’s too scared to leave the nest. also, if the opportunity to have s-x did present itself, they don’t want to have it on your parents’ couch.
ten-year-old man: how do you do dishes?
productive member of society: what do you mean, don’t you do dishes at home?
ten-year-old man: no, my mom does them.
productive member of society: your mom? aren’t you like 30 years old? no wonder n-body likes you.
ten-year-old man: oh yeah, log on to world of warcraft and say that sh-t!
productive member of society: whatever, loser.
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