tenafly

one of the richest towns in new jersey, the east coast, the united states, etc. home to j-ps, jews, posers, and recently being taken over by many asians. the high school student parking lot contains nicer cars than the faculty’s. sats are always aced, sports events are always won. “punk” people are posers, “ghetto” people are expelled. kids write bomb threats in bathrooms, and cause security cameras around the school. summers are spent at camp and in the hamptons, winters in aspen and the caribbian. in the 7th and 8th grade bar/bat mitzvahs take up the weekends. there at least one or two bar/bat mitzvah’s are attended per weekend. in 10th grade sweet sixteens are held. parents are lawyers, doctors, executives, investment bankers, etc. the bottom deciles of the graduating cl-ss of millburn high still go to top 100 schools. the entire town reeks of spolied brats.
tenafly is the milky goodness of jew jersey

tenafly aka tenafry

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i move back to tenafry (tenafly) to see famiry.

tenafly aka tenafry

see korea
i move back to tenafry (tenafly) to see famiry.
small new york city suburb, populated by rich jews who live on the hill, asians fresh from korea who help the school maintain it’s top 3 spot in the state and maybe one black kid. he’s not even really black probably. great sports teams, great grades, great parties, great location, kids get into great schools. popular girls are superficial bratty j-ps, either prude to the max or complete wh-r-s- no in between. with this comes many wannabe j-ps. popular guys are douchey and stick to themselves. the student parking lot has nicer cars than the faculties. filled with posers… like the big sg who think they’re hard-sses but wouldn’t survive a minute in the streets- they usually get kicked out of the school anyways. nearby schools are cresskill (generally nice town, sl-tty girls) nvd (wannabe tenafly) and bergenfield (ghetto). we kinda don’t even acknowledge englewood.

everybody wants to be tenafly.
j-p: ugh daddy didn’t drive me to starbucks today i had to settle for the cafeteria coffee
asian: you’re such a stereotypical tenafly girl. my dad say i must work hard and get a prus to get starbuck.
tenafly is a both wonderful and terrible place. children are first influenced into being brats when they’re born. they come from families with extreme amounts of money. their parents give them whatever they want and they soon become the spoiled brats they were destined to be. there are a few children who’s parents influence them and they become very good people. the popular girls are j-ps and are very rude. they dress like sl-ts and get not so good grades (bad). the popular boys are on every travel team thought possible from soccer to lacrosse. they tend to be extremely hot and are considered to be d-cks. they also come from families with alot of money so they throw fabulous parties that are spred al over the schools to make the unpopulars feel bad about themselves. the popular boys get the best grades in the grade. in 6th grade the 4 elementary schools come together into one big middle school and all the populars already know each other so don’t try to become popular in the non-existant confusion. in seventh grade the bar and bat mitzvahs start and every week end you go to the 30,000 dollar party of some rich sn-b who was forced to invite you by their parents. 8th grade the popular groups dissapate alittle bit and the kids start feeling more comfortable with themselves and their friends. in the 9th through 12th grade the really richh kids are easily told appart from the poorer kids from the difference in cars, from porches to station wagons these kids are really different. then everyone goes off to colege and the popular girls end up as wh-r-s, married to rich men and get lots of plastic surgery, or work in mcdonalds. the popular boys end up as millionairs because they were geniuses in the first place. no matter how big of d-cks they are, their parents have enough money to pull strings on the college boards.they mostly end up as people like madoff or back where they started in tenafly. all the losers end up being rich and succesful and bloom into wonderful people.
those tenafly j-ps are so rude. they’re all about the money papa has in the bank.
tenafly is a boring town to live in because theres nothing to do wih your freinds and i lived here for a while and i cant stand it. i cant wait to get out of this boring town. and also your right next to englewood and thats not good.
tenafly has nothing to do for kids and teens
jews and asian over populate the town. a place where the cops are -ssholes, parents are over protected. middle school girls are j-ppy and annoying, there prude to the max and make stupid cliques, but the boys of the eighth and ninth grade are chill, 10th graders are also chill but some are d-cks, some of the juniors girls of 05-06 are f-cking hot and sl-ty, the guys are in somewhat cool but some are d-cks to other kids. are ninth grade is freaking beastly; the juniors are also the beastly kids of 05-06. some kids in our town like to be ghetto and some like to be preps but the ghetto kids are just posers unless there really down preps are freaking p-ssys. eighth grade boys don’t start with other grades or other towns but basically everyone in the eight grade has their friends backs, in ninth and tenth and 11th have each others backs and the whole high school is basically chill with each other.
tenafly is the prep ghetto.