Tend To The Axe Wound
this is the act of fingering or fondeling a girls v-g-n-.
the word ‘tend’ is used because sometimes it can be a tedious act; axe wound describes the appearance of the v-g-n- or gash if you will.
it was only fair that after mary went down on me that i tend to the axe wound.
stimulation of the v-g-n-; masturbation or manual/oral s-x.
zac really doesn’t like to tend to the axe-wound.
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