tender babies
babies that are tender; or plump. taste best either deep fried or baked.
caution: over-baking causes loss of fat. babies may become dry and the source of protein will be lost. so be careful!
guy 1: hey man, whats for dinner?
guy 2: shake n’ bake’n some tender babies!
guy 1: sweet man don’t over-cook them. i need my protein.
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