Tender Love Dump
when your other half desides to show their effection by sh-tting on you. normally on the cheast or face. then rubbing it in like a cream.
“guys guess what my misses did last night”
“what man?”
“she took a tender love dump on me”
“no way man thas sh-t hot”
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