tenfold bash
masturbating and successfully -j-c-l-t-ng on ten separate occasions in the sp-ce of 24 hours
boy1: alright boy2, do you wan come out to the cinema today?
boy2: can’t mate, i’m on a tenfold bash. i wouldn’t have the time!
boy1: come on mate, you can nipp off to the toilets every now and again
boy2: nah mate, serioulsy a tenfold bash is hard work
to m-st-rb-t- for ten different reasons
inquisitive man: why are you masturbating?
w-nker: because i’m stressed out, i just saw a picture of jessica alba, i have an errection, there’s an erotic song playing, i’m feeling h-rny, i haven’t had a w-nk in three days, i haven’t got much else to do, no one else is in the house excpet you (why are you still here by the way?!), and i would like to relax and feel w-nking is the best option for this
inquisitive man: so you want to w-nk for nine different reasons?
w-nker: oh and i lost my keys so i want a w-nk
(interuption)conclusive man: you’re having a tenfold bash!!
w-nker: am i? i thought a tenfold bash was w-nking ten times in one day?
conclusive man: no, no. that’s defintion one of the same term, the secondary definiton is to w-nk for ten different reasons, as in w-nker’s case today.
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