tennessee fire hose
when a p-n-s has built up so much pressure, j-zz shoots out in a constant stream like a fire hose. originates from tennessee wh-r- houses.
“hey skeeter, last night i done gave ma lady a tennessee fire hose right in her doggone face.”
“i put out a grits fire with my 14 inch tennessee fire hose”
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