tennessee girl
a girl that every man should strive to get.
she is elegant and cl-ssy, but can change her own oil and fix her own flat tires.
she won’t do anything her daddy would get mad at her for.
sweet tea is the only drink for her, even with breakfast!
she doesn’t leave the house unless her hair and face are as “pretty as a picture” cause her mama taught her to take pride in her appearance.
she has both intellect and wit to go along with her charm and gorgeous southern accent/drawl.
there’s no girl like a tennessee girl.
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