tennessee log cabin
when a man performs an incest threesome with his sister and mother on the hardwood floor of a log cabin in the -n-l depths of the forests of lawrenceburg, tennessee. this act is commonly performed by tom lyons
me: yo tommy boy i heard you tennessee log cabined with erin and mama lyons
tom: yea man i j-zzed all over that hardwood floor. oh and ricky rubio is a beast look at his stats.
me: lyons shut the f-ck up just look at you you are a mess.
tom: well at least im not a jew
siya: ohhhhhhh sh-ttt nuclear weapons in my bas-m-nt!!
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