tennessee mud cake
ingredients:
flour
sugar
t-rd
egg
b-tter
water
cocoa
-j-c-l-t-
preheat oven to 350, mix first 7 ingredients in large bowl and then let bake for 1-2 hours. let cool for 10-15 minutes then drizzle with -j-c-l-t- topping. best served to some d-ckhead that stole your tonka trucks when you were 5 years old.
“the next time my boss asks me to work sat-rday, i am going to bake him a tennessee mud cake for his birthday.”
“this cake is delicious, but i taste a hint of t-rd…this wouldn’t be a tennessee mud cake, would it?”
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