Tennis Bum


struggling professional tennis player who makes <$5,000/year and subsidizes his tennis travels by his mother. plays for the love of the game, pursuit of his dreams, but mostly because he has zero desire to grow up. hey, i'm a tennis b-m in town for a couple of days for this tournament can i stay at your place? someone who travels in a pack, is extremely lazy off the court, likes to f-ck around, and plays tennis a lot. daily routine is wake up, check social networks, play tennis, eat out, then troll in hotspots like a mall. yo duuude you're such a tennis b-m all you do is play tennis and eat.

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