tennis player


the most best bad -ss people in the world not bi
hav rockin bods
extemely athletic
looks great in skirt
can kick the sh-t outta ne1
“oh snap son she a tennis playa.”
“oh h-ll yeah she good”
“yeah lookin good in that skirt”
“yea she coo”
“man o wish i could be the coolest most athletic person in the world”
“well thrn be a tennis player”
slang for a bis-xual person.

origin: tennis players are known to have the ability to swing both ways – just like how a bis-xual “swings both ways” too.
example 1: guy a makes a p-ss at guy b. guy b says, “sorry dude, i don’t play tennis!”

example 2: “man, wtf? you’re a tennis player?”

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