Tennis Shoe Money
somewhere between dirt poor and f-#% you money. it’s the initial indicator of modern financial freedom, allowing a person who has tennis shoe money to wear trendy athletic shoes while conducting business activities that would otherwise demand a different cl-ss of foot wear. generally centered around tech start ups, tennis shoe money has spread to other business sectors.
what’s up with the silver sneakers at the office?
he’s got tennis shoe money.
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