tenniscock
a person with unlimited capacity to instantaneously transform personality from a mild state of relative benign, cordial normalcy into a seething, unreasonable, highly-argumentative and unreachable social abomination when faced with perceived on-court tennis adversity; most often an attribute of ‘hot-blooded’ hispanic, mexican and south american males, although females and other ethnicities may become inspired under the appropriate destabilizing conditions.
at the last tennis tournament we all just watched and waited for the ‘bad call’ that would ignite his inner tennisc-ck…and then it happened.
‘d-ss eet !!’ leaping out of the chair and approaching the ref, ‘say hullo to my leetle frênd’!!
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