Tennypump
the act of engaging in 69 while drunk, with a partner one has just met; this often takes place in a frat house in the presidents bed. also used as a noun, as a unit of measure equaling 69.
etymology: the word derives from the britain, from the root word “tennyson” the last name of the first tennypumper. one drunk night, jordon tennyson got drunk at a fraternity party, sigma chi, and… a few hours later he was being chased out of the house by the president’s girlfriend.
verb: dude, i totally tennypumped that ho last night.
noun: i just cranked out tennypump reps on the bench, i’m exhausted.
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