Tension
in modeling, it refers to the state of exhibiting intense fierceness with one’s face and body during a photo shoot. one who does not exhibit tension can be said to resemble a “limp noodle”. it quickly became a favorite term of supermodel tyra banks on the twelfth cycle of america’s next top model, much to everyone’s annoyance.
for more examples of tyraspeak, see “smize”, “h2t”, and “ty-over”.
tyra: try putting a little more tension in yo’ body.
nijah (c12): unnnnhhh!!! (-j-c-l-t-s)
tyra: that’s my gurl!
uneasiness state unrelaxment
tightness in the esophagus
when pulling a rubber band, you create mad tension.
as in “attension!!” but without the “at”
tension is basically like twomp, except 10.
10 dollars worth of anything, or 10 dollars.
i need a twomp sack but i only got tension!
tension is uncomfortable situations like riding away on a moto b-tt naked and loving it. it is tripping over infront of cops on purpose and just all out the stupidest sh-t you could think off. its also a video done by the east coast boys on there bodyboards.
tommo: have you seen the movie tension
ben: yeah man how funny is it they do the best tensions.
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