Tent-Pole Wounds
the name given to a hickey or a lovebite when your parents ask what the contusion is. often tentpole wounds are obtained after a party/festival. the name originates from the similair hermatoma of tissue when a chord tent pole collides with the skin with that of a lovebite.
the term tent-pole refers to a broadcast programming or motion picture expected to hold up (as is the function of a tent pole) and balance out the financial performance of a movie studio or television network.
father: d-mn bobby! what are those hematoma’s of tissue on your neck? you been gettin’ p-ssy?
bobby: do not fear father, they are but tent-pole wounds, caused from the riotous handling of the tent we set up.
father: all good.
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