Tentacle tard
-noun
1.) someone so ridiculously inbred that it’s amazing they don’t have tentacles growing out of their face.
2.) a mentally r-t-rded squid.
dude 1: where’s jim?
dude 2: playing world of warcraft.
dude 3: jim’s such a f-cking tentacle tard.
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