tentacock
when a man m-st-rb-t-s and the c-m is almost completely dry, but still wet enough to leave the c-ck super sticky, similar to an octopus’s tentacles with their sticky suction cups.
last night, i had a tentac-ck and i was able to pick up small objects with my c-ck!
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