tequila bisexual
a person of professed h-m-s-xual ident-ty who when under the influence of drugs or alcohol will be s-xually intimate with an opposite cisgender partner. during sober interactions, the tequila bis-xual will flatly deny any heteros-xual attraction. this situation is caused by people who insist that someone must “choose a team” or that bis-xuality isn’t a legitimate s-xually ident-ty. it is the opposite of a two beer queer
john’s boyfriend marcus was drinking margaritas last night and ranting about how bis-xuals need to pick a side. guess who he made out with after? erin!!! he is such a tequila bis-xual.
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