Tequila Monster
a 9 foot tall purple weasel that appears after you get trashed on tequila. it gives bad advice and may get you arrested. they can only be killed with broken vodka bottles, either plastic or gl-ss.
see beast of bourbon, coming soon.
“man, i got totally wasted last night and the tequila monster told me to give him my kidneys”
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