Tequila Slammer


a c-cktail where a measure of tequila, a measure of lemon juice, and some sparkling wine are poured directly into a gl-ss without stirring or shaking, then the gl-ss is slammed onto the bar or table to mix the ingredients. it is advisable to cover the top of the gl-ss with a hand for this part.

note: weaker gl-sses may break, so use a strong gl-ss.
bob and me have been doing tequila slammers all night
a c-cktail where a measure of tequila, a measure of lemon juice, and some sparkling wine are poured directly into a gl-ss without stirring or shaking, then the gl-ss is slammed onto the bar or table to mix the ingredients. it is advisable to cover the top of the gl-ss with a hand for this part.

note: weaker gl-sses may break, so use a strong gl-ss.
i’ll have another tequila slammer please
when you are bangin a mexican chick, especially from behind or doggie, while drinking tequila…and spill some tequila into the v-g-n- or -n-s to use as lubrication.
i was -ss banging this hot -ss mexican chick from el paso and drinking some cuervo and i decided to tequila slammer her!

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