terdhopper
usually stupid people named kayla or kayleb. they tend to hop over terds, preferably their grandma’s. then, once they are done hopping, they like their grandma’s b-tthole until they are clean. yummy!
“dude, guess what i did last night!”
“what!?”
“i terdhopper all night with lexi!”
“nu uh bro fo real!?”
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