teriyaki volcano
when an asian man serves teriyaki to a customer resulting in the customer having immediate diarrhea. the customer has a heart attack as well causing the dead person to sh-t themselves all over the restaurant. this simultaneously causes other customers to puke and fall on top of the first customer. eventually, forming a mound covered in a brownish green sh-t cream used again in the egg rolls of pf w-ngs.
teriyaki volcanoes are very bad, i don’t want to eat chinese food again.
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