terminal brown neck
the largest growing disease in the world. usually caused by putting one’s head so far up their -ss that a permanent brown ring forms around their neck. see also: sh-t head
my neighbor just shot a cannon firework out of his hand while holding a beer in the other. he must have a case of terminal brown neck.
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