terminate velocity
n. applies to new or recent hires that don’t seem to understand the job for which they were hired.
that new girl in logistics h-t terminate velocity last thursday when she sorted one column of a 50,000-cell spreadsheet and saved it to the shared drive.
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- Testosterous
a preposterous amount of testosterone. something incredibly manly or hard example 1: “did you just see those two guys jousting on trail bikes? it’s totally testosterous” example 2: guy 1: “wow, that dude just towed a 747 with his teeth, that’s one of the most testosterous thing i’ve ever seen.”
- Texas Tea Bucket
when you put a gl-ss of water by your buddy’s bed that you have already dipped your b-lls in. then when he wakes up he drinks that ball water. “i found a hair in my water this morning.” “that’s cause you got the ole’ texas tea bucket.”
- Texas Windshield
a pleasurable act where one person lays down and covers their face with saran wrap, and then their partner takes a sh-t on their face. “jill and i thought we would experiment a little bit, so i ate 4 bowls of chili and gave her a texas windshield.”
- textalizing
the act of seduction through text messages “i was textalizing her when i asked, ‘so whens the train coming?’” – mellman
- text-message ninja
a kind of person that is never seen not text messenging. d-mn, hat b-tch is a text-message ninja. ____ ninja can also be used in other situations, jager ninja, ipod ninja, etc.