Termite Face
a woman’s face that is so hideous that is causes a man to lose an erection, or “destroy wood”.
mike: hey, did you see jessica today? i’d tap that, wouldn’t you?
john: jessica? h-ll, i’d only do her doggie so i wouldn’t have to look at her termite face.
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